Dream, night of the ninth of December

Me and my family and Mikey went on a swimming holiday and we got in to this swimming area and then we swam round the corner and we were in Vinkerveen (a place in the Netherlands where I've been on holiday before) and then we climbed out of the swimming bit and this person took us walking through all this scaffolding and showed us to this ledge made out of all these weird things, and when i say weird things, I don't mean like spoons, I mean like one part of this ledge that we had to crawl across was made out of grumpy old ladies. And we were crawling across one and then I was like oh you just need a hug don't you? Then you wouldnt be grumpy so I gave her a hug and she went in for a snog! And I was like AARRGHHHHH and pushed her away and then I crawled away but I was really worried that all these old grannies were looked up my skirt as i crawled across them. Then suddenly we had to pass this level by getting REALLY drunk and for some reason Naboo from the Mighty Boosh was there and there was this shop and the doors opened and all the alcohol gushed out of the doors and in to my mouth and I ha to drink it all and get really smashed to pass the level.