11.12.09

Dream, night of the tenth of December

Me, @LennieG and Joe were on Lennie's road, except it was a hill (it isn't usually) and we got in a sledge and I was like where is @MikeyMXMG? And they were like we have to go pick him up, so we got in the sledge but we were face backwards going down this massive hill and it was a really thin pavement and there were all things in the way like your general pavement fodder, and so Lennie was like its fine I can steer! And so me and Joe were so scared rampaging down this hill like ARRRGGHHHHHHHH but we got to the bottom and it was fine and suddenly we were on the road of my old middle school and Mikey was walking around with this bright orange patterned coat on and a HUGE backpack with all the stuff hed brought back from university in it. And so I got out and was like helloooo and then we went off and Lennie and Joe were like fine we'll meet you back at yours. And then me and Mikey were in this place with my uncle and I realised that Mikey had had this REALLY bad hair cut and he looked really weird and my uncle was asking him about his haircut.
(FROM HERE ON IN IT GETS SUPER-WEIRD)
Then we were at my house and tons of people I knew were there and this went on for a while and then I realised that there was an Ogre in my pond. And I was like CRAAAPPP and then somebody woke it up and it was the GIANT baby ogre and it was so scary and I ran in to my house and I was like oh my god its going to smash the kitchen! So I ran upstairs and hoped that it wouldn't smash my room and then when it was over I ran around checking if everyone was okay, and I went in to my mum and dad's room and Mrs Beames (the deputy head of Sprowston High) and Mr Nice (my history teacher) were in bed together and I was like GET UP AND HELP PEOPLE and they were like errrr and it was really awkward cause they were naked and Mrs Beames didn't get up cause she was mean but Mr Nice did and he was like okay I'll help you check everyones okay and we started at the top of the house looking for people and when I got down to my living room there was this guy I know called Pip who works at the Playhouse bar and he was really sleepy or drunk and he was giggling and sitting on top of my old Media teacher called Stuart Anderson and I picked Stuart up by his neck but he was all small and had a hard head but a floppy boddy like a puppet and I took him to the window and I was like LOOK OUTSIDE! because my whole garden was torn up by the massive ogre, and I kept yelling to everyone "LOOK AT MY GARDEN, THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING SCARY MASSIVE OGRE!" and then I was like shit where is Mikey and I called him and it rang once and then he answered and it turned out he'd left just before it had happened and gone to the train station because he was annoyed but we didn't care we were just like pheeewww we're okay. And then I called my cousin to check if she was alright and she was fine.

3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAAAAAAA
    and lennie and joe?
    they must be dead!!!

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  2. I JUST COMMENTED ON YOUR BLOG I FEEL SPECIAL!!!!

    ps i think i'm going to start a blog, we are meant to for photography, but that looks like its NEVER going to happen!
    xxxx

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